I did a bad thing.
I spilled iced tea on the keyboard of our laptop, our only functional computer.
This post will be brief, as a result.
Pattern: Shalom Cardigan
Yarn: Eco Wool+ in navy
Needles: 6.5mm circ (maybe 30cm long?)
Mods: many, most notably that it is not a cardigan at all, but is a top-down tunic.